T-shirts must be the most versatile garment out there. Foghorn reckons there are three distinct stages in your life for wearing T-shirts: when your young and they are a functional item of clothing for a prepubescent young man to wear to designate what team he is on or because society and his mother wont let him go topless for fear of public outrage or pneumonia (a disease often threatened but rarely contracted); when your a young(ish) adult and they are fashion/protest statements or advertising hoardings for the great corporations of this world; and when your old and infirm and they are again functional items for collecting drool and the like (but I think they call them hospital smocks then).

Foghorn likes his t-shirts and sports them year round no matter what the weather. Getting his grubby hands on a really good t-shirt brings a smile to his gob but the search can be long and hard to get a quality item. For example a you can spot a good t-shirt, skip along to the changing room and then when you get the thing on the material makes it look like you have bigger breasts than Jordan (Foghorn is a robust build after all). Then there is the type of t-shirt that has a crackin design on the front but some friggin winged beast on the back that makes it look like it was designed by a death metal fan.

In the attempt to turn the great search into an easier venture, Foghorn has turned to the internet. This has yielded mixed results a few great cheap buys have been mixed in with some shockers with the offending garments bearing no resemblance to the photo on the website.

Anywho here are a few decent websites Foghorn has had success with:

http://www.turtlehead.ie/stuffformen/

http://shop.supremebeing.com/menswear/t-shirts/

http://chunkclothing.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=1

http://shop.counterpropaganda.ie/category/101

Just don’t blame me if dark green turns out to be teal.